Friday, January 21, 2011

Sweet Home Alabama

There's a scene in that Reece Witherspoon movie where she goes back home and runs into an old friend at the local bar.  "Look at you!  With a baby!  In a bar!"  I remember laughing when I first saw that scene, thinking that only rednecks would be bringing a baby into a bar.  Her friend's response - "Well, he's still on the teet so I can just drag him along wherever I go."  Seriously??  Who in their right mind would do such a thing?

Me.

Eli and I went to a brewery today.  In my defense, it wasn't late at night (like in the movie), but it was a watering hole just the same.  Trying to make myself feel better, I rationalized it in my head.  "Hey, it's just lunch."  "We wanted to visit with a friend."  "They have good food."  Truth was, Jeff was meeting a friend for lunch and the baby and I tagged along.... even after reading the Yelp page for the place and it said "Not good for kids."  After a long week and Eli's first foray into temper tantrums, I said screw it.  I need a drink.  I'm going to the bar and he's coming with.  We got pizza, chicken wings, and I got a Hef.  YUM!  Totally hit the spot.

Tonight, as I eat the leftovers for dinner, I got to thinking.  This was NOT the first time I've taken the kid into a bar.  Shoot, I think this is the THIRD time, with the other 2 times at night.  What was my problem?  Yes, he's still on the "teet" but that really is no excuse.   I am that girl from the movie!  Ugh.  I am sure my fellow patrons did not appreciate seeing a little one while they drink in a bar.  I need to hurry up and make some young friends who can come babysit so I don't have to drag poor Eli out whenever Mommy needs a break aka Mommy could use a drink.  I'll re-visit this issue in the future, but this is one of those times when I wished my parents lived closer so they can watch Eli.  No one ever said having a kid was easy.  It's especially freakin' hard when you don't have help close by.

Daydream #26:  Get a great paying job to possibly afford a nanny/cook.

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